At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.

Craig Ferguson
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  2. Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth. - Rachel Caine

  3. Some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. - Chuck Palahniuk

  4. FRUITS AND NUTSKeep jumping around them like monkeys. The clones, Commercialized zombies, And the TV junkies. Keep throwing berries, Twigs, And nuts at them. Until they wake up To see what's up And figure out why We're laughing at 'em. - Suzy Kassem

  5. You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex. - Craig Ferguson

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  2. I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

  3. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

  4. People talk to old people like they're children.' Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

  5. She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

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